well, i’m back home. can i return to odessa now?

seriously, i’m having a shite day. i woke up at least four times last night (which is about every two hours for those of you playing at home) to pee. which could mean i’m pregnant (i’m not) or i’m inching ever closer to diabetes. or maybe it doesn’t mean anything and my body decided it just wouldn’t be right for me to return to work well-rested. or not in pain either, apparently, because one of those times i got up – that would have been the 3:00 time – it was due to yet another charley horse. fuck me, but i’m sick of those. it was probably due to dehydration again, which is understandable, because i couldn’t go two hours without peeing.

things only improved when i got to work, but i don’t have time to write about it now. (that was sarcasm, btw.)